A Midsummer Nights Dream (in Forumshire)

I'm gone for nine days and come back to find not a single update of this story? You're slacking, Petty!

We haven't heard from Petty for several days.
The last time he posted he was speculating about the CIA, Mossad, and Uri Geller.

Then nothing! 

Draw your own conclusions, but I think those of you who are going on "vacation" may be wise....

He probably started levitating and is now trapped on his ceiling.

  well he is full of hot air and hot air rises doesnt it  

Uri got his psychic juices flowing & bent poor Petty in half, upside down & inside out ! He's probably trying to fight his way out of a boot of a car even now ! Lost, in some wilderness in the back of beyond !  

I've done abit of down to earth reasoning, and checked calendas and things, and I've come to the unavoidable conclusion that Petty must be down in London giving his obeisance to the future King George VII. God Save the (future) King!

He'll be George I in Scotland once they become independent, though!

how so

No, they'll put the descendant of James II on the throne.  

something is happening here

And I don't know what it is.

Carl Sandburg said that

Orwell wrote:No, they'll put the descendant of James VII on the throne.  

Fixed that for you.

Point is whoever we put on throne will be a proper King or Queen, cause its our magic monarch making equipment.  

I will be posting the rest of this story - most of it is already written- but I havent so much as looked at it in a few days so I want to give a last editorial read through before putting it up.
But very much in the coming soon category.

I'm glad to hear that it's nearly ready. Take as much time as you need to polish it up, though.

  Hiya, nice to have you back on board !

Thanks. Good to be home.   {{Although for some reason my barrel smells of fish- have the Fjordians been in here using my jacuzzi again?  )

That's better than what my turnip patch smells like!  

??

That's better than what my turnip patch smells like!-David

Think of it as nutrients, with a high alcoholic content.

 Azriel

give kate a fish & she'll be like "i cant eat it" Teach kate 2 fish & she'll be like "this is fun but i still cant eat it"

 Wise words CC.

As long as we get it in the fullness of time, laddie.

Oh you shall, I very nearly posted it earlier but didnt have time, fortunate as it turned out as a great idea hit me and I went back and rewrote a huge chunk and its much better now.

What are you waiting for now, then?

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