The Great Forumshire Story

give agent nora a canadian accent lance lol

and norc wld b all like "what's the exchange rate of neopoints to canadian dollars? i got student loans to repay y'all"

CC12 35 wrote:wow rude amarie the tv is really small and hard to watch :/

Oh.. sorry, I thought perhaps the 1987 one was bigger and better since you two gave the OLD tv away.

I chuckled at the neopoints post. I now feel dirty.

i was @ the bank and they asked if ihad any dependants and i forgot my neopets :/ #thestruggleisreal

Just put em in the cheapest neolodge. They'll be fine.

lol i did that when savig 4 the xmas paintbrush

Eldorion wrote:

Norc wrote:fjordian, no accent! i am an agent for gods sake. gotta blend in. I can do several different english accent and i most cerainly do not have a german one, that's because i talked german!!!

HELP ME OUT HERE JACOB!

Your accent doesn't seem set in stone, that's true, so I'm sure the secret Agent version of you would be very good at blending in, dear.  Far be it from to tell an author where to go, though.

 i know.. but i don't have an accent  


sorry lance.. i love ur writing, honestly

neopoints  omg.. i think my animal died..

techially u  have to hav an accet lol

well.. not a strong one and not a german one at least..

what about caadian

‘Agent E, what have you found,’ said a voice over the black conference phone which sat on a black table in the middle of the room.

‘Nothing yet sir,’ replied the young American, frantically working away on his laptop on opposite side of the table to the two other colleagues in the room. ‘I’m still working on breaking the encryption.’

‘This is of utmost priority, requisition whatever assistance you need.’

‘Yes sir.’

‘Now to the new development. Agent Figgs, would you care to bringing everyone up to date?’

‘Yes sir,’ she replied as enthusiastically as her Mancunian accent would allow. ‘As my mission detailed, I had been staking out the Café De Ange in Monaco waiting for the possible return of its owner this week with the idea of, ermmm, get acquainted and work my way in to his inner circle.’

‘I’m sorry, what?’

‘Shut the fuck up Eldorion,’ said Agent Nora. ‘Can’t you let the girl finish?’

‘Sorry Agent Nora,’ he replied, his face flushing red. She didn’t speak to him too often, so today was a treat even if it did involve the usual profanity.

‘As I was saying,’ continued Agent Figg. ‘I was waiting by the bar when in walked our favourite person.’

Agent Nora raised an eyebrow.

‘Tyrant is back in the game.’

The tapping from Agent E’s keyboard stopped.

‘I take it from the silence that you all see that we have an issue here,’ said the digitized voice from the small, black device on the table. ‘He was our prime lead on the last case, codenamed AZRIEL. When he disappeared, the case was stopped in its tracks.’

‘So what did he want?’ asked Agent Nora?

‘He said he was back to get what was his.’

‘AZRIEL,’ shouted Agent E.

‘What the fuck is your problem,’ Nora replied in an equally loud voice.

‘AZRIEL. In the box Agent Nora recovered was a datacore. It is encrypted and since it came from Tyrant in the first place, I used AZRIEL as an encryption key. Not sure why my decryption program didn’t break it hours ago.’

‘Stop talking techno bullshit and cut to the chase.’

‘That’s enough Agent Nora,’ interrupted the voice on the phone. ‘What have you got Agent E?’

‘Looks like a list of names. Sixteen of them in 2 groups of 8.’

Agent E turned his laptop screen to face his colleagues.

‘If I am right, those are the names of the top 8 assassins in the world… some of which I have only heard rumours about,’ said Agent Nora.

‘And the others are the heads of state for 8 of the world’s most powerful nations,’ added Agent Figg.

‘Our previous intelligence had always pointed to some kind of assassination plot,’ said the voice on the phone. ‘I think we have our master list. Which one of you is going to take the name at the top?’

The girls looked at each other.

‘I will,’ said Agent Figg. ‘I can handle Tyrant.’

‘Then Nora, you will take the next on the list. Agent E, do you have any information on this Orwell?’

‘Last known link was to an assassination in Peru. We believe Orwell may have headed back in to Ecuador where we wouldn’t be able to arrange for an extradition. I can link you up with one of our field agents in South America. Her name is Amarie.’

‘Just hurry up, my trigger finger is getting itchy,’ she said as she walked to the large metal door and pressed the release button. A jet of air rushed around the door frame as the air tight seal released. Agent Figg gave him a knowing smile as she followed Nora outside.

‘Anything I can do sir?’

‘Yes, I want you to track down this AZRIEL link we keep getting. Find out what it means.’

‘Yes sir,’ replied Agent E. He had an excited look in his eye. Maybe if he could work this out it would blow the operation wide open. And maybe he would finally be able to impress Agent Nora.

wait i reconise some of these character names

aaw i love this story! u write brilliantly (i sense yet another love story )

one thing though, wasn't it Agent Nora u got the box?

its a love story baby just say yes :u

Norc wrote:aaw :)i love this story! u write brilliantly (i sense yet another love story )

one thing though, wasn't it Agent Nora u got the box?

Yeah....

{{{Thank god for the edit button}}}

what? i dont understand

What don't you understand CC12 35?

anything

Can't help you then.

No more story for tonight. Will give it another crack in the moro.

what

An international spy story! I'm curious to see how this turns out (and where the romances go!).

Norc wrote:(i sense yet another love story )

You say that like it's a bad thing.

the best genre

I was excited just to see a name like mine ?! Bloody good story tho ! very James Bond !! the build up is so gripping !
(I dont care if I get killed off in 5mins flat, its been fun !)
well done Lance, looking forward to the next instalment !