LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

What happened to that raspberry?

Catherine said 2 me at the moorland that the "raspberry has a sort of strength that the cherry does not. Our path was frozen, and our village quiet under a cold sky. I hitched up my skirt from the soft and creamy snow...the inexpressible beauty of a raspberry frozen in the blade of blue ice"

i said lol what about that odo huh

Where did you say you kept that frozen raspberry? And are you now calling your cherry a raspberry?

*sigh*

".... we are of course a better quality of Forumshiran, we Little Forumshirans. [Odo was saying after they had showered and clothed themselves in potato sacks, which was all the spare clothing Odo had - though Odo himself was in rather spiffy garb, ironed felt trousers and a waistcoat of excellent cut]. I mean, even to call ourselves little in comparison is quite ridiculous, especially in the intellectual faculty.

Sir Rupert: Just so. I do saeth those Forumshirans are knaves of small appendage and bustle. Call me cad to saeth it but it is truth nonetheless.

Biffo: Too rite!

Sir Rupert: Cad?

Biffo: Noo... uppundige un boossel.

Odo: Yes, as Rupert says, 'Just so.' Now this important business I must talk about - if I may at last --

Jane: I thought we might never get to it at the rate we were proceeding.

Mirabella: Me, too.

Anne: I only wish we didn't use words like uppundige and boossel so often.. and appendage is hard to spell at any time.

Odo: Don't complain dear. A Stenographer's job is never easy.

Orwell: The jelly seems to be setting quite nicely.

Mrs Figg: Cherry? Smells divine. Takes me back to when I was a younger lass.

Odo: Must you stick your finger in it, Orwell?

Orwell: I think it might be almost ready -- though I'm no expert.

Mrs Figg: Oh dear silly Orwie! Now, I'll help you learn a thing or two.. here, take your finger, now you press...like this... feel the slight resistance... just so....ooooh...

Orwell: I see. I think things are set. .. Mmmmm... my goodness, it does smell of cherry... Natural?

Mrs Figg: Nothing could be more natural, Orwie. Would you like to taste it?

Odo: Leave my jelly alone! Move away you two. If it's the last thing I do, I will protect this batch with my life. I haven't eaten my own jelly in yonks!

Mrs Figg: For some reason that makes me think of those jelly rolls I loved so when I was a girl, Odo.

Orwell: Wasn't that back on another thread, back when we were still Forumshirans and not Little Forumshirans?

Mrs Figg: It was , Orwie. It was.

Odo: Enough of that rubbish -- and stop holding hands you two.

Orwell: Mrs Figg started it.

Mrs Figg: It's always the woman's fault, aint it.

Orwell: I'm not saying it's wrong that you should hold my hand, it's just... well, my Mother always said a girl who grabs a boy's hand is a bit.. well.. forward.

Mrs Figg:

Odo: Oh dear. Can we pleeeeease get on with my Council?

Mirabella: Oh I do think it's set!

Odo: Not you too! Keep your fingering to yourself, like a good girl, my dear.

Mirabella: Cherry!

Odo: Mirabella .. pleeeease.... Now, as to the important business I've called you here for...

Jane: Oh is that the time? Supper first, Odo. You can't have us having an important council on empty tummies, now can you?

Odo:

Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong. Little Forumshire, mountain Amariea, take me home, country roads

take me home but dont park next to a puddle, as I always get my shoes full of cold muddy water.

rosy cheeks, muddy wellies and terrible hat hair = successful country walk

CC12 35 wrote:Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong. Little Forumshire, mountain Amariea, take me home, country roads

Oooh... would I ever so love to edit you out of Little Forumshire!

But your little song warmed my cockles, it did!

It's usually Mrs Figg who warms 'em, you know... Maybe I'll let you stay - this once...

Hat Hair =

Be careful, Mrs Figg. I'll ban you from Little Forumshire - even you! - if you get too esoteric.

I guess we'll never know the mystery of the Raspberry.

Recoveryanonymous wrote:I guess we'll never know the mystery of the Raspberry.

What mystery? Though I detect something mysterious about cherries. Anyway, go away Rodney, this is not a council for Forumshirans. Off you go... kick him if he won't leave, Orwell.

Orwell: With pleasure.

Rodney: Ow!

Orwell: It's what we do with our youth.. Off you go....

Rodney: You fu....

[Door closes. Rodney's rude language muffled]

Odo: Bolt the door. We don't want the likes of him back.

Orwell: Young people.

Jane: Not serious enough at all.

Mrs Figg: Well, I've finished the last of Odo's jelly rolls. Shall we get back to the council do you think?

Odo: Yes. Excellent idea, except.... except...

Mrs Figg: Except what?

Odo: I can't recall why I called it.

Biffo: Four a vurree himpoortunt raisin!

Porgy: Raisins? First it's raspberry jelly, then cherry.. Is it raisin jelly now?

Odo: No, no and NO. Now what was it?

Biffo: Sumpin himpoor...

Odo: Yes, I know that Biffo.

Mirabella: Would anyone like a cup of tea?

Mrs Figg: Coffee would be nice.

Jane: Black tea for me.

Orwell: I wouldnt mind a buckie to tell you the truth.

Mirabella: Porgy?

Porgy: Old Wynyard, of course.

Mirabella: Wisey?

Wisey: A little beer, my dear, but not that queer beer from Mount Clear.

Mirabella: Little Forumshire Brew then.. .... Little Loki Panic?

Orwell: Is he here?

Mirabella: I thought he was just now.

Odo: No, that was that vulgar youngster Rodney.

Orwell: He did look a bit like Little Loki Panic.

Porgy: No he didn't. He was a rather handsome young hobbit.

Mirabella: Sir Rupert?

Sir Rupert: Aye, handsome....

Mirabela: No, would you like something to drink?

Sir Rupert: Elderberry Wine, my dear.

Mirabella: Anne?

Anne: A glass of Cointreau please.

Mrs Figg: I'll come and help, Mirabella.

Mirabella: Oh thank you, Mrs Figg.

Orwell: What about a cheese platter?

Odo: Oh yes. And bring up those tasty muffins Primmy made for my after dinner morsel....




to be continued....

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BANNED ALL OVER!

The usual for me Odo, cup of tea......nah only kidding barrel of buckie!

Orwell: Alright you two, out --- OUT!

C12or13: Ow!

Petty: Ock!

[Door slams angrily).

Orwell: I can't begin to to tell you Odo how satisfying that was.

Jane: My goodness, I've never seen a hobbit lass get kicked so firmly.

Orwell: It was CC12or13, after all.

Porgy: I thought she was about 18 or 19?

Orwell: How can you tell? Anyone under thirty looks twelve to me!

[Outside somewhere - muffled] Ock za noo!

Odo: Open the window someone... This crossbow bolt should sort him out...

[window creaks open]

Odo: Here goes...

Petty: Ock!

Orwell: Right in the buttocks. Excellent shot.

Odo: I've had a bit of Scot-bolting experience. Does 'em the world of good.

Orwell: Well see how he runs. And that horried CPO, or whatever her name is, she's speeding away too.

Jane: Thank goodness. Girls like that give all girls a bad name.

Biffo: Wull, ear iz Murrabullah!

Mirabella: Muffins anyone?



to be continued...

*odo Banks, little elves and the roof-tops they dance
mirabella and wise vacate the coutyarrd
We singsong ghost walk past the guard
The camouflaged cat, he flutters from fear*

okay muffns nice ill take half
any1 want to share



NOT INVITED!

Are your muffins nice and moist CC12? I dont like stale muffins, although you can always dip them in buckie to soften them up.

mary told me i always eat muffins, so now when i eat muffins i think about that... And i eat muffins quite often

So you think about how often you eat muffins whilst often eating muffins?

And thats not easy to say drunk (especially if you're a Scotshobbit).

Door's bolted pretty tight.

I've just about had enough you people! Go away - or I'll interfere with your posts here even more that I already have!

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