Re: LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

by CC12 35 Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:26 am

No within 7 days

by Mrs Figg Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:35 am

Yoopy doopy its your birthday come back soon

by CC12 35 Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:20 am

headlines shine through
in needlehole bank I am
fake crystallised ginger
actual gingers, a scam

arrested 4 murder, sleepless nights

by chris63 Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:14 am

azriel wrote:I think "the stranglers" have Yooper !?

Any excuse to play this classic Very Happy

by Norc Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:56 am

Rattus Norvegicus.. I owned one or two a time ago.

by **Orwell** Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:18 pm

Where are my brooms and disinfectant? Suspect

by odo banks Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:19 pm

You could always Big Brother it, Mr President. Nod

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:21 pm

This is what happens Odo when you go away and forget to lock your hole up tight. Nod

by **Orwell** Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:41 pm

We didn't go away, we were here all the time! Living our quiet existences - Odo with his business interests, wives and pastimes - and me to work and back again ad nauseum... None of that gives licence to you Forumshirans to lurk around the place, hiding in our Little Forumshire bushes and such forth, and dirtying our holes while you're at it! Mad

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:43 pm

How dare you insinuate I was lurking in a bush when I was in fact In Odo's cellar trying out his collection of alcoholic jelly minatures. drunken

by **Orwell** Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:50 pm

Now that brings up an interesting thought. You know, it's a mystery beyond my ken, Petty, but no one knows the source of his Neverending Jellies... cyclops

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:53 pm

Now you mention it there did seem rather a lot of them no matter how many I sampled. scratch

by **Orwell** Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:55 pm

Maybe I'll get Norc's Mother to investigate the mystery... I'm sure she'd be worldly enough (by now Very Happy

) to find out some answers. Nod

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:56 pm

Now that sounds like a plan- I look forward to reading of her investigations into the Great Little Forumshire Jelly Mystery!

by **Orwell** Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:02 pm

The fear is that it'll turn out to be the same old same old - innuendo, vulgarity, walking the knife edge between the Family Friendly and its disgusting lesbian twin sister, Depravity Jane, and stinky-fingered brother, Rudeandcrude Chris; the same old jokes, the same old toilet humour, the same old peurile childish obviousness of it all -- the same old lazy unimaginative cliched sludge --- I might just do it! Very Happy

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:14 pm

he same old same old - innuendo, vulgarity, walking the knife edge between the Family Friendly and its disgusting lesbian twin sister, Depravity Jane, and stinky-fingered brother, Rudeandcrude Chris; the same old jokes, the same old toilet humour, the same old peurile childish obviousness- Orwell

OOh I do hope so!

by **Orwell** Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:25 pm

I can't write any other way, actually... Embarassed

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:27 pm

Blame the 1970's. I do.

by CC12 35 Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:39 pm

i think most of us fear reaching the end of our life, and regretting the moments we didn't find out about jelly. when we didn't say tell us odo. when we should have said i love you jelly. when we didn't stand up for ourselves or someone's jelly when they needed help ~

by **Orwell** Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:23 am

profundity Sad

the very last thing I expected... Sad

by Pettytyrant101 Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:17 am

Wouldn't be CC if you got what you expected now would it?

by **Orwell** Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:42 pm

I wonder sometimes what CC means. Cooky Carly? hee hee hee... Suspect

but that would be K wouldn't it... scratch

mind you, we are talking about Kooky Carly! Very Happy

by Mrs Figg Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:44 am

Orwell wrote:The fear is that it'll turn out to be the same old same old - innuendo, vulgarity, walking the knife edge between the Family Friendly and its disgusting lesbian twin sister, Depravity Jane, and stinky-fingered brother, Rudeandcrude Chris; the same old jokes, the same old toilet humour, the same old peurile childish obviousness of it all -- the same old lazy unimaginative cliched sludge --- I might just do it!

Darn Tootin! bounce

by CC12 35 Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:53 am

the rain is under the skin, beebop '10' Swift knew how

by Eldorion Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:13 am

Orwell wrote:I wonder sometimes what CC means. Cooky Carly? hee hee hee... but that would be K wouldn't it... mind you, we are talking about Kooky Carly!

I always thought it was just the initials of Carly Castle.