LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Eldorion wrote:{{{Usually I keep a lid on this side of me. Sometimes I can't help myself though. And Orwell in assless chaps always sets me off. }}}

{{{You voted for him as best male, didn't you? Awww... }}}

Orwell's sure gonna have time trying to get this place cleaned up once he either wakes up or comes off duty.

why doesn't summer feel like it used to? is it still my favorite season? am I changing? no, no, no, it must just be more rainy than normal. but what if it's not the weather, what if it's me?!

halfwise wrote:Route 30 in PA, heading out of McConnelsburg towards Chambersburg. Biker bar called the Mountaintop Inn. Young women behind the bar wear bikinis with chaps. Once a year they do jello wrestling. You can get a beer, burger and fries for all of $5. About 1.5 hours from Baltimore, .... there you go m'boy don't say I never did you no favors.

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

Eldo put a dew rag on your head and stop by the Local Harley shop and get a T-shirt , you will fit right in .

now its my turn to ask, what the heck is a Dew Rag Truth?

and do you like Moto Guzzi?

a head cover like tying a scarf round your Knoggin a bandanna or neckerchief tied on your head

Do I like Motorcycles yes I have a harley davidson

It's actually called a 'do-rag' as in 'hair-do'. You don't get hat-hair from it, and since in Pennsylvania Helmets are optional (though I think they overturned that recently) you wear a do-rag to prevent wind-do. Which is probably better than helmet hair but whatever.

This is a do-rag, as modeled by Snoop Dogg (thank you, Google Image Search! ).

the truth wrote:Eldo put a dew rag on your head and stop by the Local Harley shop and get a T-shirt, you will fit right in.

I'll have to keep this in mind. I haven't been inside a Harley shop in years, not since my parents had a motorcycle a long time ago (though I don't think it was actually a Harley).

Had Destinys Child 'Cater 2 U' stuck in my head all day. Idek

you would get serious hat hair from that though. It would flatten your do in a nano second. Its like a hair condom. not good. I guess its good in a breeze though.

I think i'll stick to my Audrey Hepburn Hermes scarf, for windy situations.

my head looks like a cueball I have no hair LOL so it catches the sweat ( Dew) get my drift.. Grass doesnt grow on a busy Highway

At work all day! 40 degrees in the shade! And I come back to my Little Forumshire hideaway.. and get this!










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Orwell wrote: And I come back to my Little Forumshire hideaway.. and get this!

And I helped

RODNEY BANNED ROMNEY BANNED RODNEY BINNED RODNEY BANNED

Odo: I've just remembered why I called you all here.

Orwell: And what's that?

Odo: It's these Needlehole Mysteries the young folks are so crazy over nowadays.

Mrs Figg: Oh yes. Wonderful fun, you know..

Orwell: And, of course, some of the oldies like them too. That Librarian witch is a fan, I do believe.

Jane: Do I know her?

Orwell: Think Fjordianlandia and glasses and a sweet veneer with a heart of pure darkness. She can be rather sweet in unnexpected ways, you know....

Mrs Figg: What?

Odo: Amarie! Oh yes. It's quite obvious when you know. Anyway about these ridiculous Neeedlehole Mysteries... I think we should ban them from Little Forumshire.

Mirabella: Oh no. You can't. I'm ever so fond of that heroic young cock, Eldo.

Porgy: And Ringo. Wouldn't I love to crush him to by bosom!

Biffo: Nork iss my fuvrit.

Odo: Don't be stupid, Biffo, you can't even read.

Jane: Hmmm.... well... actually... mmm... I've been reading those delight... err... ridiculous little tales to him. .. err... at bedtime..

Odo: I won't ask. Anyway, I think we should ban them being read in Little Forumshire. Have you read them too, Orwell? I hope not. Ridiculous tales!

Orwell: I only read them so that I can scoff at them. Won some kind of pathetic Forumshire Award... but that's hardly worth much.

Mrs Figg: You're still smarting over that Little Kindergarten on the Forum business, sweetpea, aren't you. Poor baby!

Orwell: No I'm not. And don't squeeze my hand like that. I don't need any comforting by you, or any other lady.

Mrs Figg: What's with you and your attitude to a woman's touch? What is wrong with you? Maybe you'd prefer it if Biffo held your hand...

Orwell: Damn you, Mrs Figg! Damn you!

Mrs Figg: So it's true!

Orwell: No, it's not. And even if he held my hand, it'd be for masculine bonding reasons, not what you think... Stop grabbing my hand, Mrs Figg.. I'm too upset now.

Mrs Figg: So you are still upset about the Little Kinder....

Orwell: Am not! I'm just annoyed - in a very manly way - at all your namby pamby softy wofty feminine sensitivitizing! You need to know something about me Mrs Figg.

Mrs Figg: And what's that my little apple blossom?

Orwell: You need to know that I'm a Man's man and not some namby pamby softy wofty woman's man.

Odo: Anyway, it's obvious that President Orwell agrees with me that those silly Needlehole Mysteries need to be banned.

Mirabella: But....?

Odo: Sorry, dear Niece! The decision is made. And I must say, it's quite satisfying to get through one of my Councils without someone falling into my jelly. Thank goodness.

Mirabella: It is a bit of an anti-climax tho....

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Orwell: Um... Is that it then?

Odo: Yes.



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Orwell: Look what someone special sent to me...
{{{???}}} {{{ There, like that! I would have added a manual on how to use it, but I didn't expect you would bother to read it, you being male and all. Oh my, it's rather intimate inside these brackets, Amarie. I don't really mind the lack of space tho. Is that Chanel or Christian Dior?It is Dior, actually! How observant of you, mr President.I should take it as a particular kindness if you were to put on this blond wig just now and sing "Happy Birthday", Amarie. What a coincidence, for some reason that song has been on my mind. How do I look? I think I'm in love! ( I think that's what that other president said too.) Perhaps all great men are alike? }}}Isn't it cute!

Mrs Figg: It better not have been a woman who sent you that!

Orwell: A gentlehobbit doesn't speak of personal things like that. {{{}}}

Mrs Figg: It was a boy, wasn't it! You've got a boyfriend! I knew it!

Orwell [smugly]: No, it was a woman alright.. and a married woman at that!

Porgy: Oooh this mystery is better than any old Needlehole Mystery....

Orwell: I know...

Clearly it wasn't me who sent Orwell that smiley or helped make it work {{{For heavens sake, it's just like adding an image}}}, 'cause I'm not married.

Interfered with! On my own Forum! By a woman! By an unmarried woman too! With kids! Oh dear....

Orwell whos in charge of cleaning around this place , its getting a little ,hmm untidy .

well dont look at me, I only use my broom for flying about Forumshire. I like to swoop down on Orwell and pull his plonker.

Dear Odo, I do hope you ban that little Norc imp from Little Forumshire. She's wreaking havoc down in the complaints department even as we speak. Most disreputable.