LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

Oh youuuuu...

Mrs Figg wrote:well you look like lovely chaps to me.


geddit? chaps.

Don't worry about Orwell, he's just a little bashful about our sordid past.

And there was a time Odo used to frequent the Duck and Muck, drink buckie and duckie and then he and Wisey would sing drunken and often lewd songs.

Be more daring. Try some bright lipstick. Wear a skirt. Or make a fashion faux-pas and not give a shit!

Its not possible to make a fashion faux-pas whilst wearing a kilt, it goes with everything (except underwear).

But still banned! BANNED! We don't use words like underwear in Little Forumshire... Awfully suggestive words, make you late for dinner words (sometimes) (apparently).

Orwell did you borrow my riding leathers I went to ride my harley and couldnt find them {{{ do you mind if I visit from time to time }}}

by "Riding leathers" do you mean "assless chaps"?

Well, they're made for riding ... of a sort ...

I ALWAYS WEAR jeans underneath but I know some women who dont .

Eldo Orwell said that was you in the center of the pic

the truth wrote:I ALWAYS WEAR jeans underneath but I know some women who dont .

Could you set up an introduction?

I didnt buy that though it looked more like Petty

the truth wrote:Eldo Orwell said that was you in the center of the pic

I didnt buy that though it looked more like Petty

Nah, that's my old avatar there. We don't talk much about that time period, but I can't resist pulling out the photos to tease Orwell once in a while.

Sure I know a really pretty blonde you would like she is from Philly nice girl alot older than you though but you know what they say the older the berry the sweeter the juice

the truth wrote:Sure I know a really pretty blonde you would like she is from Philly nice girl alot older than you though but you know what they say the older the berry the sweeter the juice

Age ain't nothin' but a number.

Dayaaam boy! I guess the training wheels have come off and it's full speed a head.

Oooo, Eldo, you almost have 6666 posts!

{{{I'm trying to think of a witty reply but all I've got is stuff that's either inappropriate or just stupidly self-aggrandizing. }}}

Amarië wrote:Oooo, Eldo, you almost have 6666 posts!

I just noticed that myself.

{{{Sweetie, I think you've gone beyond both already. }}}

Rock on!

{{{Alright, even more inappropriate and/or stupidly self-aggrandizing. Happy? }}}

{{{Quite so! Grinning widely, in fact! }}}

{{{Usually I keep a lid on this side of me. Sometimes I can't help myself though. And Orwell in assless chaps always sets me off. }}}

Eldorion wrote:

the truth wrote:I ALWAYS WEAR jeans underneath but I know some women who dont .

Could you set up an introduction?

Route 30 in PA, heading out of McConnelsburg towards Chambersburg. Biker bar called the Mountaintop Inn. Young women behind the bar wear bikinis with chaps. Once a year they do jello wrestling. You can get a beer, burger and fries for all of $5. About 1.5 hours from Baltimore, .... there you go m'boy don't say I never did you no favors.