Happy Birthday PJ!
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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!
Is it true PJ is the offspring of a uncouth relationship between Shelob and Sauron? Just sayin'...
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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!
Eldorion wrote:Heck, I'd settle for just the Hobbit hole.
*Reflects in stunned silence on what the NotP might make of such a comment from the admin*
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They see and hear all you know
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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!
What? You guys are saying you wouldn't want to have your own (fully furnished, human-sized) Hobbit hole to chill in?
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Not that one. I'd get too crabbit every time I looked out the window and noticed the grass was wrong
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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!
Um.. I might mostly have been refering to the seemingly mandatory double meaning to the use of the word in said publication.
And you just said "human-sized," making it a hundred times worse..
And you just said "human-sized," making it a hundred times worse..
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The grass is definitely wrong then!!
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Bluebottle wrote:Um.. I might mostly have been refering to the seemingly mandatory double meaning to the use of the word in said publication.
And you just said "human-sized," making it a hundred times worse..
Not a dirty, wet, nasty hole. A Hobbit hole; and that means comfort.
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Id like a Hobbit Hole A solid round door to keep nosy oiks out, a roaring log fire, all snug & cosy, dam right I would !
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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!
I guess I can wish Jackson a happy birthday ... I mean he never climbed down from his pile of jools to wish me one, but I am a forgiving sort.
So, as a wise being once wrote it, to Peter Jackson: 'HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY'
Now with respect to making any more Tolkien films however... Mr. Jackson, don't do that anymore and go away please.
So, as a wise being once wrote it, to Peter Jackson: 'HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY'
Now with respect to making any more Tolkien films however... Mr. Jackson, don't do that anymore and go away please.
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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!
Eldorion wrote:Not a dirty, wet, nasty hole. A Hobbit hole; and that means comfort.
Now, what am I supposed ot read into that?
Okay, perhaps it's better to let this joke go. Running jokes can be fun, but this one seems to be limping a bit at the moment.
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Oh ho Blue, Im way ahead of you & I really wish I wasnt
Okay nurse, IL go quietly now
Okay nurse, IL go quietly now
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Re: Happy Birthday PJ!
This joke is in so spectacularly bad taste, I can't help but smile.
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