what sort of jokes can I get away with?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by halfwise Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:11 pm
{{{ Well, there's a reason you can only see my feet .... and I used to wonder how fluffy dogs and cats got all those knots in their fur.
Ahem.
Okay, that's enough on this topic. }}}
Ahem.
Okay, that's enough on this topic. }}}
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Norc Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:18 pm
{{{ I have a dog who's very fluffy and sometimes has some difficult knots in his fur and as I type I realize that wasn't at all what you were talking about was it.. oh god. forget it then. enough. }}}
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:38 pm
Knock knock ?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Orwell Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:59 pm
Whos there? 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:11 am
Dwain.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by halfwise Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:18 am
takes a swig of water. scratches head while wrinkling nose. wonders what's on the telly. discovers odd taste tucked back in left cheek that will bear investigation later. looks back on screen and frowns. yawns and gives into inevitable.
Dwain who?
Dwain who?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:20 am
Dwain the bathtub, i'm dwowning. 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by halfwise Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:30 am
Ya know, we could have stretched this out for a few days.
'knock knock'
'who's there?'
'Dwain.'
' Well Dwain, it's only fair to tell you I've had enough of you salesmen today and I'm loading my shotgun with tacks. You're not a salesman, are you?'
etc etc.
'knock knock'
'who's there?'
'Dwain.'
' Well Dwain, it's only fair to tell you I've had enough of you salesmen today and I'm loading my shotgun with tacks. You're not a salesman, are you?'
etc etc.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Orwell Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:39 am
Norc wrote:Europe!
Europe who?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:37 am
Good punch line- I approve! 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Mrs Figg Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:43 am
''odd taste tucked back in left cheek'', Halfwise
who's left cheek?
who's left cheek?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Orwell Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:51 pm
Not anything to do with the 'poo' punchline is it? 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by halfwise Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:01 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Eldorion Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:52 pm
I think we should revise our earlier judgement to say that people can only get away with good jokes. 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Mrs Figg Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:38 pm
doh! 
or should I say Boh!
or should I say Boh!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:33 am
Thought mine was funny Eldo. Admit it you had a little chuckle
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:35 am
A horse walks into a bar, barman says why the long face 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by David H Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:21 am
I don't get it. What colour was the horse? 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Norc Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:59 am
the horse was silvery white 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by halfwise Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:19 pm
David H wrote:I don't get it. What colour was the horse?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Ally Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:25 pm
This one time my sister and I entered the house while our dad was still at work and we left the door open. dad yelled "who let the dogs out" because we had 2 dogs inside and while we were high-5ing one another they got hit a by a car
#jokes #thisisajokeithoughtof
#jokes #thisisajokeithoughtof
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:46 pm
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