Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

As I have always seen in my mind Julia as a beautiful princess with beguiling wistful eyes, and a mind intelligent and though tough as nails on occasion, really rather gentle and medieval sweet, I have never been able to figure out what her knight in shining armour should look like, act like, believe in, do for a living, ---nothing as befits a true noble gentleman from back then; or one always looking to display acts of courage in the joust. Perhaps he is serous minded and helps at the abbey from time to time to give to the poor and oppressed.
Perhaps he is jolly and takes her to the Pink Pony for a pint of ale and the best savoury veggie pies in the Shire and then on to go fishing. Having caught a dozen healthy and large fish they go back to their comfortable thatched cottage and invite all the neighbors in the tiny village for a fish bake and some singing and dancing.

Whoever he is and will be all those posting have to give her the best he or she can imagine. So.........remember that please master Petty. You just remember that.
What say any of you?

um, its finding him thats the problemo, in all the wide world.

hey maybe its Kramer?

remember that please master Petty.- leelee

How on earth did I get dragged into a thread about shining knights for Mrs Figgs? - dirty kilted and soggy sporraned I can do however.

I came into this thread expecting it to have been made by Orwell.

I leave disappointed.

Eldo! Party pooper! I saw it was made by Leelee before I entered, so I knew it would be a sweet one.

Mrs Figg wrote: um, its finding him thats the problemo, in all the wide world.

And there I believe I hear the sound of Orwell squeeeezing himself into a knight's armour a size or two too small (probably 'borrowed' from the Oz Police evidence locker) before jogging off to the nearest Ozhobbitstan Horse rental: Rent-a-Grey.

I can picture that Amarië

Yes but coincidentally at the very last minute something will occur to prevent him being able to ride to the rescue.

haha, yeah.. sure x) wonder where my hero has gotten to..? He ought to be here by now..

Well I guess Norc when your suitor does make it through the cold, the ice the snow and the trolls at least you'll know they are worth it!

he'll probably show up on my doorstep when I'm sixty four...

Norc wrote:haha, yeah.. sure x) wonder where my hero has gotten to..? He ought to be here by now..

Isn't your hero still pretending to be dead right now?

...... yeah... well... he's ... I don't think I'de like to spend more than three hours with him... Mr Cummerbun on the other hand.. or Tom Hiddleston... or.. yeah..

I think I saw Tom on his way.

YEEEEEY!!!!! <3 <3

Not sure how that car will do in the fjords, though.

Badly Eldo.

oh, just fin! it'll float, like a ship.

I think I begin to see Norc why your Prince has yet to arrive if that is the advice you are giving out.

i'm allowed some faith! and btw, my prince is currently at the paralympic closings ceremony.

got everything under control.

Dear Eldo, I did not understand your comment. Is Orwell in love with Julia? Oh, I should have let him start up such a thread then, but what is, is.
From what I have gleaned about Orwell I think he might be, were he not married, quite the ticket for Julia. Straight forward, kind, considerate, loves children, is quite romantic when not sloshed.
Only, he is married to someone who seems wonderful and highly intelligent and probably has a licensed handgun.
So, who else then. And er, this thread IS about Julia's knight in shining armour. Please help us out , then we can move on to others. Is there some kind of a shortage of loving handsome good knights these days? Am doesn't need one, she has one. Kafria I don't know. Tin is not old enough, but she probably has ten already, all golfers who also play football and attend ballet classes to limber up.
Norc is a baby and should be attended by guardians until the right age
Our gorgeous Julia is ready and ONLY the best for her. That is my heartfelt desire for her. Today would be a good time.

Norc is a baby and should be attended by guardians until the right age - Leelee

I am not a baby!!!! I'm 18 in two months or so!!!

Well its plain enough what your getting at leelee, Petty the drunken hobbit didnt start this affair, but he best finish it, or himself (quite likely seeing as its Mrs Figg). When ought I to start? Ive looked out my waders already and put on my dress kilt, well ok its my usual kilt turned inside out, but that is my dress kilt.

I am not a baby!!!! I'm 18 in two months or so!!- Norc

Babies dont swear so much.