Can Anyone Help - I have a Teenager

a Wallace and Gromit carrot!

I hadn't even noticed the logo earlier! That's hilarious.

A Teenager is...

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.

Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.

A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.

An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.

A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.

A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.
Just read all this thread & I had to laugh! What started as so serious,(& I should know,having a teenage lad myself!) & ending with Carrots,neeps & spaceships !

What started as so serious,(& I should know,having a teenage lad
myself!) & ending with Carrots,neeps & spaceships ! - Azriel

Thats Forumshire for you, we start off with a seemingly serious debate but eventually we get to the true heart of things (which for some reason nearly always involves carrots )

Sometimes I wake up all sweaty and disturbed, fright with images of a rotting spacesip hulk rotting just beyond the hedge of David's rear houseyard...

azriel wrote:Just read all this thread & I had to laugh! What started as so serious,(& I should know,having a teenage lad myself!) & ending with Carrots,neeps & spaceships !

I agree, though am I a little lost about where you found the 'serious' bit.... maybe something leelee said... but otherwise...

Good old David doesnt let us down ! Another dubious vegetable. Me thinks hes a secret Frankenstein, experimenting on poor defenseless root species. That "front" of a wholesome farmer isnt fooling anyone.

He is wholseome in much the same way Wholesome Tales are.

Hands up if Dave should have a veggie thread.

I thought that every thread Dave posted in had already become a veggie thread. (Not that I'm complaining!)

Id vote for Davids veggie thread !

Don't you realize Teenagers might be reading this thread? Impressionable Teenagers! How dreadful... next they'll be taking vegetables to bed with them... Shame! Shame! Shame!

well married women do it all the time. they are called husbands.

chris63 wrote:Hands up if Dave should have a veggie thread.

HIGH FIVE CHRIS!!!

Mrs Figg wrote:well married women do it all the time. they are called husbands.

I'm tellin'!

Low 5 Dave

David only half shape-shifted?

Is that your hairy Hobbit foot Dave?

At least now we know where he goes off to at the full moon.

And he reckons he goes off harvesting.... yeah, right... ... Bacchanalian Orgies involving gorgeous girlie-carrots more like!

this thread is either thoroughly norced or Orwell has a vegetable-teenager at home.

Somehow I see Dave as the free-toed type, not the obviously scrunched in shoe type.

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