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Post by azriel Sun Sep 18, 2016 5:47 am

what's got 100 feet and stinks of pee?





The conga at an old peoples home.....

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Post by David H Sun Sep 18, 2016 7:27 am

azriel wrote:As usual, a rude joke from me Smile ................


Dare I look...? Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

{{ lol! }}

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Post by azriel Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:25 pm

Laughing

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Post by halfwise Sun Sep 18, 2016 1:46 pm

Loved the Rolex one.

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Post by azriel Sun Sep 18, 2016 2:06 pm

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Post by azriel Sun Sep 18, 2016 2:11 pm

I bought the wife a new bag and belt for christmas ......






...........the hoover works brilliantly now!

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Post by azriel Sun Sep 18, 2016 2:16 pm

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Post by halfwise Sun Sep 18, 2016 2:59 pm

pretty epic de-Norcing going on here...

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Post by Mrs Figg Sun Sep 18, 2016 10:41 pm

Laughing new ears!
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Post by Orwell Mon Sep 19, 2016 9:53 am

Laughing

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Post by Mrs Figg Mon Sep 19, 2016 11:48 am

Laughing that's still making me giggle.
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Post by azriel Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:09 pm

Laughing I know Figgs Smile my imagination is doing over time Smile

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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:14 am

Mr Methane. you have been warned. Laughing

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Post by azriel Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:55 pm

OMG Very Happy My kids are gonna laugh at that one, ( they are all in their 30's & as soft in the head as I am )

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Post by azriel Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:05 am

At last a cure for premature ejaculation !
Couldn't come soon enough

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Post by Mrs Figg Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:20 pm

:facepalm: Laughing
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Post by azriel Sat Oct 15, 2016 6:49 am

Dad is obsessive compulsive about his vinyl and owns every single Beatles record except for one...

I think he needs Help.

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Post by azriel Sat Oct 15, 2016 6:49 am

I thought my new girlfriend might be the one.

But after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I finally decided: if she can't hold down a job, she's not for me.


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Post by azriel Sat Oct 15, 2016 6:52 am

I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football.

Nobody expects the Spanish in position.

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Post by azriel Sat Oct 15, 2016 6:52 am

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand.

It's seven.

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Post by azriel Sat Oct 15, 2016 6:53 am

The doctor gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him.

Judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved.

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Post by Eldorion Sat Oct 15, 2016 7:42 am

Laughing to all of those
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{{ lol! }}}

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