Not so crabbit now!

Technically this a spam post! As its just two short adverts. But they made me smile.
For irn-bru, 'scotland's other national drink' (we are rather proud that we are about the only country in the world where coke or pepsi are not the no1 best selling soft drinks).





And I've chucked this in just because youtube linked to it from above and it makes me laugh- the long suffering barman Boaby in Still Game-strong language and patter!

cool can I spam too?

Do like a bit of Peter Kay.

Poached from a friends Facebook. Some might think them a bit rude so spoilered them.

Spoiler:

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Not going into the context of this statement (whatever you imagine is probably more exciting than than the reality) but a friend responded with this and I thought it brilliant:

"its not that youre untrustworthy its just I could get into a lot of trouble trusting you."

That was definitely too good not to record.

hey guys it says its Chris's birthday soon, when is it? we should have a party. or a NOTP at least.

4.july.

The newshound in the news- oh yes I'm sure the NotP will be along.

hey 2? thats funny.

Twice as funny!



I supect this may have been written with me in mind.

talking of Tom Cruise, looks like Katie has had enough of the tin foil helmets she has to wear.

Tom Cruise? Where did he come into it? Besides is he not gay?

he is gay, but also married, and is now getting another divorce. All his wives are getting steadily younger, dread to think how young the next one will be.

Been watching The Thick of It and had to share a couple of class lines from the two main Scots charcaters in it- Malcom Tucker, spindoctor to the government and his sidekick Jamie. They crack me up everytime those two. (sweary and violent imagery ahead-you have been warned)

First Malcom, who has phoned the editor of the Daily Mail to find out if he is running a story that the next potential PM has a bit of a problem with anti-depressants.

Spoiler:

Jamie, talking to a civil servant.

Spoiler:

Jamie enraged that a junior civil servant takes the micky out of Al Jolson, whom Jamie loves.

Spoiler:

Quality abuse and swearing that is.

From the spin-off film.

Watched the classic 'don't mention the war' episode of Fawlty Towers- just gets better with every rewatch.

Basil Fawlty: Is there something wrong?

German guest: Will you stop talking about the war?

Basil: Me?! You started it!

Guest: We did not start it!

Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland!

Gets me every time.

Though ofc it was us who declared war after our ultimatum failed
That could have possibly been a joke killer tho

A simple truth:



And a bit of genius thinking.

That second one... Not sure what I think of it seriously, but it's damn funny.

The communial backgarden we have where I live now has chickens! Three of them, all hens for egg laying.
Any tips from the farm Dave would be appreciated.

Nice! It's been years since I had chickens. We've just got too many coyotes, weasels, skunks, owls, hawks, and eagles.

So most of my advice would be about how to build a secure chicken shed. If you've got questions though, I'll be happy to share what little I know.

weasels skunks and owls, oh my!