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Re: Critics review 'The Battle of the Five Armies'
I only half agree there Halfy. As I said in my review its a nice scene- but given we know nothing of Bilbo's thoughts or feelings throughout I really felt we needed something from Bilbo to give some indication of his feelings and thoughts.
I also could not quite shake the feeling that the reason that scene has no dialogue is that they couldn't think of any.
I also could not quite shake the feeling that the reason that scene has no dialogue is that they couldn't think of any.
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The lack of dialogue and the ambiguity is what made it work.
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Yes, hence my division over it as a scene. The real problem isnt the scene as such- its that we never find out what Bilbo is thinking or feeling about anything in the whole film really.
The book we always know, the films we almost never know.
And at films end, after all he has been through I really felt somewhere we needed to get a clue of what Bilbo was thinking about it all from the horses mouth, and we dont.
This scene of silence only exasperated that sense.
The book we always know, the films we almost never know.
And at films end, after all he has been through I really felt somewhere we needed to get a clue of what Bilbo was thinking about it all from the horses mouth, and we dont.
This scene of silence only exasperated that sense.
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Re: Critics review 'The Battle of the Five Armies'
The only scene I liked, that actually had a flavour of Tolkien's Hobbit was, when Bilbo comes home to find everyone carting his belongings off, Its that quiet little scene where he's on his own, a warm golden light fills Bag End & he's being reflective. Thats where it should have ended. Not with him suddenly being the 'old' Bilbo & Gandalf knocking on the door & its now FOTR. Peejers should have used that moment to end it on a poignant note, its a bit haunting & thats how it makes you feel but no, he had to stretch it out & totally lose the moment. Its got fook all to do with FOTR, peejers has now joined the dots & made it seem as tho The Hobbit was only a few years or even a few months if peejers could get away with it before FOTR.
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Re: Critics review 'The Battle of the Five Armies'
I thought Beorn being dropped like some parachutist was hilarious.
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Re: Critics review 'The Battle of the Five Armies'
I thought it was a crock of shit !
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Re: Critics review 'The Battle of the Five Armies'
Stig wrote:Someone posted this Finnish review at TORN. It's a little awkwardly written but I think it's because of the translation.
Also: Petty threw in his 2 cents. Seems he just couldn't help himself.
http://newboards.theonering.net/forum/gforum/perl/gforum.cgi?guest=127821001&do%3Dpost_view_flat%3Bsb%3Dpost_time%3Bso%3DDESC%3Bpost%3D816464=View+Flat+Mode#816464
Here's an informal one:
This is interesting to me in that it a.) reiterated the same criticisms heard the world over and b.) made me wonder if book readers aren't able to see how the battle was clumsily handled in terms of describing who won, how they won and what the aftermath was, because the knowledge of the outcome is second nature to us.
:http://newboards.theonering.net/forum/gforum/perl/gforum.cgi?guest=127821001&do%3Dpost_view_flat%3Bsb%3Dpost_time%3Bso%3DDESC%3Bpost%3D816434=View+Flat+Mode#816434
Damn! I couldn't read any of that, I am banned. how frustrating.
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Re: Critics review 'The Battle of the Five Armies'
Pettytyrant101 wrote:Yes, hence my division over it as a scene. The real problem isnt the scene as such- its that we never find out what Bilbo is thinking or feeling about anything in the whole film really.
The book we always know, the films we almost never know.
And at films end, after all he has been through I really felt somewhere we needed to get a clue of what Bilbo was thinking about it all from the horses mouth, and we dont.
This scene of silence only exasperated that sense.
got to agree with Petty on this one.
If and only if we had had Bilbo showing the range of emotions that say for example Merry had in ROTK could this have worked. If this scene had been in ROTK it would have worked brilliantly, but as it is we don't know that Bilbo has suffered much or felt much as we don't see him for long enough or get any idea of his state of mind. In itself its a nice scene and I liked it, but it rang hollow for me. It looked too contrived.
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Re: Critics review 'The Battle of the Five Armies'
Mrs Figg wrote:Stig wrote:Someone posted this Finnish review at TORN. It's a little awkwardly written but I think it's because of the translation.
Also: Petty threw in his 2 cents. Seems he just couldn't help himself.
http://newboards.theonering.net/forum/gforum/perl/gforum.cgi?guest=127821001&do%3Dpost_view_flat%3Bsb%3Dpost_time%3Bso%3DDESC%3Bpost%3D816464=View+Flat+Mode#816464
Here's an informal one:
This is interesting to me in that it a.) reiterated the same criticisms heard the world over and b.) made me wonder if book readers aren't able to see how the battle was clumsily handled in terms of describing who won, how they won and what the aftermath was, because the knowledge of the outcome is second nature to us.
:http://newboards.theonering.net/forum/gforum/perl/gforum.cgi?guest=127821001&do%3Dpost_view_flat%3Bsb%3Dpost_time%3Bso%3DDESC%3Bpost%3D816434=View+Flat+Mode#816434
Damn! I couldn't read any of that, I am banned. how frustrating.
I'm confused. You have to be a member just to read the forums? I thought you just couldn't post. That's odd. I wasn't signed in to read the forum, just lurking.
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Figgs has been banned Four Times I think, maybe they banned her IP address from being able to access the forum?
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Damn! I couldn't read any of that, I am banned. how frustrating.
I'm confused. You have to be a member just to read the forums? I thought you just couldn't post. That's odd. I wasn't signed in to read the forum, just lurking.
Figgs has been banned Four Times I think, maybe they banned her IP address from being able to access the forum?
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Re: Critics review 'The Battle of the Five Armies'
azriel wrote:The only scene I liked, that actually had a flavour of Tolkien's Hobbit was, when Bilbo comes home to find everyone carting his belongings off, Its that quiet little scene where he's on his own, a warm golden light fills Bag End & he's being reflective. Thats where it should have ended. Not with him suddenly being the 'old' Bilbo & Gandalf knocking on the door & its now FOTR. Peejers should have used that moment to end it on a poignant note, its a bit haunting & thats how it makes you feel but no, he had to stretch it out & totally lose the moment. Its got fook all to do with FOTR, peejers has now joined the dots & made it seem as tho The Hobbit was only a few years or even a few months if peejers could get away with it before FOTR.
yeah I agree, it felt like a bit of an insult to 'younger' Bilbo to just fade out to Ian Holme, like 'That's enough of you, lets get back to shoehorning in LOTR references' craparola.
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I still prefer Ian Holm to Martin Freeman...
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malickfan wrote:Stig wrote:Mrs Figg wrote:Stig wrote:
Damn! I couldn't read any of that, I am banned. how frustrating.
I'm confused. You have to be a member just to read the forums? I thought you just couldn't post. That's odd. I wasn't signed in to read the forum, just lurking.
Figgs has been banned Four Times I think, maybe they banned her IP address from being able to access the forum?
looks like it. I can access the main page for the official news and marketing, but the forum is closed, I cannot enter, only the Dead can enter.
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Mrs Figg wrote:malickfan wrote:Stig wrote:Mrs Figg wrote:Stig wrote:
Damn! I couldn't read any of that, I am banned. how frustrating.
I'm confused. You have to be a member just to read the forums? I thought you just couldn't post. That's odd. I wasn't signed in to read the forum, just lurking.
Figgs has been banned Four Times I think, maybe they banned her IP address from being able to access the forum?
looks like it. I can access the main page for the official news and marketing, but the forum is closed, I cannot enter, only the Dead can enter.
I have to admit...I do find it funny you had the much impact on the forum just by being honest.
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malickfan wrote:I still prefer Ian Holm to Martin Freeman...
yep much as I like Martin freeman as an actor, he doesn't do it for me in TH. Too many facial ticks in place of acting, but that's not his fault, he didn't have much dialogue to work with. He is one of my favourite contemporary actors, but the Hobbit doesn't do him justice.
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Mrs Figg wrote:malickfan wrote:I still prefer Ian Holm to Martin Freeman...
yep much as I like Martin freeman as an actor, he doesn't do it for me in TH. Too many facial ticks in place of acting, but that's not his fault, he didn't have much dialogue to work with. He is one of my favourite contemporary actors, but the Hobbit doesn't do him justice.
Yeah, I agree with this, Freeman is more of a character actor than a leading man-and that's exactly what Bilbo is in the films. Ian Holm was more upper class and fusty, and with his age and body language he came across closer to Bilbo than Freeman did, Freeman always seemed too contemporary to me (if that makes sense) with his TV background and comic timing they almost made Bilbo too quirky.
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malickfan wrote:Mrs Figg wrote:malickfan wrote:I still prefer Ian Holm to Martin Freeman...
yep much as I like Martin freeman as an actor, he doesn't do it for me in TH. Too many facial ticks in place of acting, but that's not his fault, he didn't have much dialogue to work with. He is one of my favourite contemporary actors, but the Hobbit doesn't do him justice.
Yeah, I agree with this, Freeman is more of a character actor than a leading man-and that's exactly what Bilbo is in the films. Ian Holm was more upper class and fusty, and with his age and body language he came across closer to Bilbo than Freeman did, Freeman always seemed too contemporary to me (if that makes sense) with his TV background and comic timing they almost made Bilbo too quirky.
yeah, when I look at Bilbo I see Martin Freeman with ridiculous sized feet, I never lost the feeling of watching a comedian acting the part. When I look at Frodo or Sam its really them and it convinces me, I believe in their portrayal of the characters, specially Sam is totally convincing and I never leave the moment as I did with Martin. He was too stagey and contrived, even in Bagend there were moments when I got taken out of the moment by his ticks. Its weird because he can be really convincing and subtle like he is in Sherlock. But I have to say I bet he was under great pressure to deliver seeing as the whole film rested on his shoulders. maybe he over compensated a bit. I am a big fan of his work, just not in these films.
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malickfan wrote:Mrs Figg wrote:malickfan wrote:Stig wrote:Mrs Figg wrote:Stig wrote:
Damn! I couldn't read any of that, I am banned. how frustrating.
I'm confused. You have to be a member just to read the forums? I thought you just couldn't post. That's odd. I wasn't signed in to read the forum, just lurking.
Figgs has been banned Four Times I think, maybe they banned her IP address from being able to access the forum?
looks like it. I can access the main page for the official news and marketing, but the forum is closed, I cannot enter, only the Dead can enter.
I have to admit...I do find it funny you had the much impact on the forum just by being honest.
I don't know about impact, I think I was just an annoying fly buzzing around their.. erm...pile of stuff. They swatted me
Oi! Petty! repost your post I wanna read what you said.
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Um its sort of escalated a bit over there I'm afraid Figg. Would be rather a lot to repost.
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Oh dear, things seem to be going from bad to worse over there regards my review.
Though that was not at all my intention. I suspect some moderation will take place very soon and posts shall vanish!
Some folks there really dont like the crabbit up 'em!
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Reading through the fall out now.
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